madison earman

just gay af

“Bro that girl Madison Earman gay af”

by NYBBB March 8, 2020

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Ryan Earnheart

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.

Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.

by Jesse Paradise Stone May 29, 2020

Garbitched Earth

Planet-Trash made from Humankind

2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect

by ClintBronson June 2, 2020

Alana Earlston

i bitch that is as toxic as that get she will leave you and treat u like trash

you know alana earlston? i wish i didn’t

by anonymous September 14, 2020