I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"

You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"

by coanwe July 26, 2013

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 22, 2014

i don't like the way you are talking to me.

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.

Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016

I'm eating your ice cream

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve

Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...

by Birdyfly12 June 6, 2016

I'm tryna tell ya!

Stern saying when you are trying to tell someone something;being stern;to the point

You done took three of my fucking beers tonight that's the last one I'm tryna tell ya!

by Shorty Reese November 7, 2016

i wrote this

the best song ever wrote by an amazing artist, named Patrick Star.

" Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star I have a sandwich my mommy name is Fred it tastes like beans and bacon and it smells like it's been dead," - Wow Patrick this is great!-Sponge Bobs comment on the song i wrote this.

by Poopy Squarepants June 9, 2017

I'm gonna Hillary Clinton today

Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.

I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017