i wrote this

the best song ever wrote by an amazing artist, named Patrick Star.

" Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star I have a sandwich my mommy name is Fred it tastes like beans and bacon and it smells like it's been dead," - Wow Patrick this is great!-Sponge Bobs comment on the song i wrote this.

by Poopy Squarepants June 9, 2017

It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com

Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.

by Prince of Darkness September 19, 2008

i wrote this song

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli

"Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli"
i wrote this song - patrick star

by CrypticMemory May 7, 2020

coz i wrote it

a primordial way of smacking down a verbal challenge that questions the author's software development skills.

sachin: How do you know the classloaders work that way?!
greg: 'coz I wrote it!... bitch

by Anonymous May 27, 2003