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Little John Syndrome

A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
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Saint John's Prep

Saint John's Prep is like any other prep school. There are a bunch of snobby white kids with hummers, all wearing Supreme, and sporting the latest iPhone. They are more egotistical than Donald Trump, and about as smart as Jake Paul. The girls are smokeshows and all have the White Girl Starter Pack. Uggs, yoga pants, Starbucks, and a douchebag with a headband by her side. There are a few good kids though. Usually soccer players who take pride in playing for the school. They are amazing at sports and spawn a decent amount of college players. Otherwise, they are just another group of asshats who threaten those who antagonize them with they're dad who is a lawyer.
"I saw this kid hit a women with his hummer the other day. He was wearing this stupid headband."

"Probably a Saint John's Prep kid"
by ThatMiddleClassWhiteBoi March 6, 2018
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Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.
I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.
by A2theMFC June 7, 2018
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Dirty john

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uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock

uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock is a piec eof shit
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Elton John Fart

When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.
by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023
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drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.
by J. Lightning August 27, 2010
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