Dick Brain

A Man who has a Dick for a brain and thinks with his dick

A guy who thinks with his dick and cheats on his girlfriends then thinks about his actions later in life this makes him a Dick brain

by God is here January 27, 2012

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

Huge Dick

Either a person's huge dick, or a person being a huge dick. If a person with a huge dick has a huge dick, their mental universe collapses and their head and penis swap positions. This is where the term "Getting Head" comes from.

There are no examples of a huge dick, it's entirely fact and you should know it.

by mirrormanwastaken December 1, 2021

Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004

Dick Gephardt

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

by Z-girl January 22, 2004

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.

That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009