dick sleeve 

the outer layer of skin on a dick

he had a pale dick sleeve
tracy thought his dick sleeve was beautiful

dick sleeve by sfusion November 9, 2007

dick burger 

Another way of calling someone a dumbass.

John was being a real dick burger today.

dick burger by Cheech April 2, 2003

dick smack 

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

dick smack by madaine May 5, 2005

Dick Hole 

A hole in your penis

"Dude your dick hole could fit a watermelon!"

Dick Hole by sophieeexxblah March 25, 2009

dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

dick scampi by sergio_O December 25, 2008

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

dick ripped by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

dick schlitz 

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

dick schlitz by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009