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jug o wine 

N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
Dude, you bought the jug o wine!

(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
jug o wine by Gnome De Plumb October 4, 2008
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sit on a wine bottle 

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"
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Apple juice in a wine glass 

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

Pass the wine 

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
Pass the wine by CryoCrew December 22, 2020

Paul the wine guy

Monica's 1st love interest in friends
"This is Paul"
"Paul the wine guy"
"Yeah"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Im sorry it was Paul was it?"

Upper Decky Wine Cellar 

Throwing a zynnachino in the top shelf of your lip in the back of your mouth.
Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar

Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar

The Wine of Angels 

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.
"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"