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spanish taco

When your mom gets in the bed with with Spanish woman and they roll around in the bed messing with there meat
Hey mom I heard your and your friend where participating in a Spanish taco.
by Freak nasty April 25, 2015
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SPANISHFRY

To put a condom on a laptop/tablet and insert it into the rectum.
"OMG Shaniqua, have you ever tried a spanishfry? I've never experienced so much processing power."
by Jonathan Spillage March 8, 2016
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Spanish Inquisition

A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.
L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
by DerWat September 13, 2017
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Spanish Sex

the act of putting the penis in one's ear
Javier had spanish sex last night and got earwax on his dick
by sueraz August 4, 2016
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Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.
Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.
by buttman12473 March 1, 2011
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Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD
Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023
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spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.
Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
by sblerghs March 10, 2003
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