Similar to a Dutch Rudder, but performed with ones mouth as opposed to a hand. An Oral Dutch Rudder is achieved with the help of a friend. As you try to perform autofellatio, the friend will assist by pushing your head down into your crotch. Often, the Oral Dutch Rudder is the only way most men can achieve autofellatio. One must exercise caution, as an overzealous friend can easily lead to back problems, and in extreme cases, a broken neck.
Zack helped me with an Oral Dutch Rudder last night. I wouldn't have been able to reach without him.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
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Rudes are at epidemic proportions in england and should be culled to keep the population under control.
Rudes can be identified by their almost vertical baseball caps, skin tight clothes, trousers tucked into their socks, masses of jewelry (even males, if you can call them males).
Rudes are at epidemic proportions in england and should be culled to keep the population under control.
Rudes can be identified by their almost vertical baseball caps, skin tight clothes, trousers tucked into their socks, masses of jewelry (even males, if you can call them males).
"Ya mate"
"Go to bed!"
and "Cmon then! Ya wanna fight"
to witch you reply yes because they are 5 years younger than you, then their druggie brother with a knife and a huge "possy" jumps out from the bin they live in.
"Go to bed!"
and "Cmon then! Ya wanna fight"
to witch you reply yes because they are 5 years younger than you, then their druggie brother with a knife and a huge "possy" jumps out from the bin they live in.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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There are 3 main types of rude girl:
1) The pregnant ones
2) The ones tht act like blokes.
3) The gangsta wannabes
key:
1.) These rude gals are around the ages of 11-16 they are obviously up the duff and are not affraid to show it. They still dress like slappers and wear shitloadz of tacky "gold" jewllery either from argos, costing a fiver a piece, or stolen. They are seen mostly in places like bus stops, street corners, on the park or outside a shop. They are always seen with the "crew" or "posse" which consists of other 'rude' girls and boys. Includin the ones listed above. Despite their physical state, they still manage to get drunk and smoke, very responsible! 9 times out of 10 they wont know who the father is and if they do hes probably 25 with 4 other kids.
2.) The ones who act like blokes are normally the "hardest" They like to beat up people for crimes like, crossing the street or looking near them, sayin phrases such as, "you fuckin startin or summat?" and "Ye cum on then Ill fuckin batter ya!" They act like blokes because theyve already beaten up their female friends and therefore have only got lads to be mates with although theyve probly slept with all of them about 6 times anyway. They all smoke weed because they think it makes them "cool" and they drink 20-20 or £2 vodka that they got from aldi. These, although act and dress like male "rudes" av most likely been pregnant at least 4 times before.
3.) Gangsta wannabe rude girls are the ones that try to be like the above but just arnt. Theyre not "ard" but like to think it and are usually also slags that wear short skirts (if u can call them skirts) and tops that look like they were made for a 5 yr old. They wear shitloads of stolen and naf makeup and so many "gold" chains that it weighs them down.
There are 3 main types of rude girl:
1) The pregnant ones
2) The ones tht act like blokes.
3) The gangsta wannabes
key:
1.) These rude gals are around the ages of 11-16 they are obviously up the duff and are not affraid to show it. They still dress like slappers and wear shitloadz of tacky "gold" jewllery either from argos, costing a fiver a piece, or stolen. They are seen mostly in places like bus stops, street corners, on the park or outside a shop. They are always seen with the "crew" or "posse" which consists of other 'rude' girls and boys. Includin the ones listed above. Despite their physical state, they still manage to get drunk and smoke, very responsible! 9 times out of 10 they wont know who the father is and if they do hes probably 25 with 4 other kids.
2.) The ones who act like blokes are normally the "hardest" They like to beat up people for crimes like, crossing the street or looking near them, sayin phrases such as, "you fuckin startin or summat?" and "Ye cum on then Ill fuckin batter ya!" They act like blokes because theyve already beaten up their female friends and therefore have only got lads to be mates with although theyve probly slept with all of them about 6 times anyway. They all smoke weed because they think it makes them "cool" and they drink 20-20 or £2 vodka that they got from aldi. These, although act and dress like male "rudes" av most likely been pregnant at least 4 times before.
3.) Gangsta wannabe rude girls are the ones that try to be like the above but just arnt. Theyre not "ard" but like to think it and are usually also slags that wear short skirts (if u can call them skirts) and tops that look like they were made for a 5 yr old. They wear shitloads of stolen and naf makeup and so many "gold" chains that it weighs them down.
1.) (Pregnant 1)
"Ye omg giv saves on that joint, here old my lite of vodka cuz ma babys kickin again, feel it!!?
2.) (bloke one)
"Oi u fuckin twat, u startin? wanna fight cuz ill fuckin batter ya! I seen u lookin near me! U better watch yasen Ill get u shot."
3.) (wannabe)
"yo wassup look at ma new chain, 8oz! Propper gold anall, not tht shitty stuff, nicked sum eyeshadow anall its green!" (ye the same colour as ur necks goin luv!)
"Ye omg giv saves on that joint, here old my lite of vodka cuz ma babys kickin again, feel it!!?
2.) (bloke one)
"Oi u fuckin twat, u startin? wanna fight cuz ill fuckin batter ya! I seen u lookin near me! U better watch yasen Ill get u shot."
3.) (wannabe)
"yo wassup look at ma new chain, 8oz! Propper gold anall, not tht shitty stuff, nicked sum eyeshadow anall its green!" (ye the same colour as ur necks goin luv!)
by freddyfrog December 9, 2004
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