jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
Get the jaredmug. An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
by DireIsGay November 25, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by DonaldBump May 3, 2020
Get the jared whitemug. how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021
Get the jaredmug. A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.