google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground

Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground

by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014

im bored what do i do google

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!

You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO

by Define.com.org.UwU January 25, 2022

jAvAsCrIpT://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%3C/b%3E%0a%0dtest%3b%2f%2f//google.com

test asdsd asdasd jAvAsCrIpT://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%3C/b%3E%0a%0dtest%3b%2f%2f//google.com

asasd asdsd test jAvAsCrIpT://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%3C/b%3E%0a%0dtest%3b%2f%2f//google.com

by <script\x20type="text/javascri January 11, 2018

google.com

The answer to all of lifes problems. i swear. whatever the hell you need, just enter it in the search bar. Mail-Order-Wives, New Insults, A Kick-Ass online slang dictionary (its true how i found this site), Cars, Cant remember the name of a song? just enter in the lyrics in "". It will change your effing life.

Average Human: dude, where the hell is cambodia?

Informative Human: go to google.com already, dumbass.

by Windy City Hottie June 27, 2006

googlebanger

egregious internet clutterer

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007

to Google yourself

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

by M_E November 3, 2008

Google Lord

The person about whom the first hit is about when a name is entered on Google. Theoretically, this person is the most famous person with that name. Ordinary people like you or me could be a Google Lord, if they have weird enough names.

Mr Smith is much more popular than Mr Ramasudopolous, but Mr R is much more likely to be a Google Lord

"To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I'm feeling lucky, I'm a Google Lord"

by SteveCuri December 13, 2008