jerkin' from home

when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.

Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.

by patradio July 30, 2014

Hero from OMORI

Hero is a character from the rpg game OMORI, made by Omocat. His passions are cooking, baking, cleaning. Hero can be described as calm and polite, he's seen as very charming by almost everyone during the game. Even in the real world, he's still the same but Hero matured and, like his brother said, is a little more reserved. There is a theory about Hero's real name being Henry, since in the game his brother mentioned that Hero was just a nickname because Hero's favorite food is named "Hero sandwich" and during a stream on twitch, the creator of OMORI revealed that Hero's beta name was Henry.

Conclusion, Hero from OMORI is a great character.

OMORI fan : What do you think about Hero from OMORI?
Other OMORI fan : He's so cool!

by Om0ri September 4, 2022

Marrige from Kazastan

if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass

My ass hurts so much
Why
I got a marrige from Kazastan

by WHat The FRICK!!!!!!! May 14, 2020

Slacker From the Boonies

Weird people you don't want to hang around with

damnn g, you hanging out with that Slacker From the Boonies ? Cmon dawg

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

ICE FROM NORTH

Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..

"How come every girl chasing you all the way from Norway?"
"ICE FROM NORTH bro"

by Dropy December 5, 2021

Yourmomlmao from ifunny

Arguably the best commenter on the app. This faceless man has stricken us all on countless occasions with a good laugh from his witty comments. Though nobody has ever seen Jimmy, it’s been rumored he’s a gorgeous man with looks matching his perfect sense of humor. Sophie surely is missing out. In fact, jimmy isn’t even his real name. Who tf is yourmomlmao from ifunny

Person 1: did you see what yourmomlmao from ifunny said earlier

Person 2: yea dude that fucker is hilarious lmao

by NotYeahFromiFunny March 25, 2019

Fresh from the chicken

A feather freshly plucked from a chicken - meaning it is new.

Are those shoes old or fresh from the chicken?

by tomatos September 23, 2014