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daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).
by OGmud June 23, 2015
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Dalian

A person who studies or has passed out from Daly College , Indore (India).
Once a dalian, Always a dalian.
by Alphaomega21 December 18, 2020
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dahila

Dahila is a beautiul girl with short hair i cant believe she turned 11 this year. She loves her boyfriend JAYCEON ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ
by Iloveyourmomsomuch November 21, 2021
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chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: Thatโ€™s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017
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andrew dalal

real cute, charmer, gets all the girls, big time flirt, screws all of the girls he talks to over, hops from one girl to another cause he knows he's hot, plays with every girls heart, can't be faithful, says the same thing to every girl, don't fall for his temptation it'll only benefit him, will only talk to you so he can smash, be careful of Andrew dalal
Andrew Dalal being defined

Andrew broke my heart" its ok he broke mine too."
by sterling stallions February 16, 2018
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The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.
by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020
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daddy dailhou

fucking creep. favourite things include:
looking under girls skirts
touching young children
fucking fellow teachers
being a creep
'omg daddy dailhou fucked her in the mangroves'
by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020
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