Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

Collins clause

The phenomenon where one friend tends to contract a wide range of diseases.

Brian sure has that Collins Clause. In addition to his diabetes, MS, and micropenis I just heard he caught Leprosy.

by Princess BraidsaLot February 27, 2023

colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

Steffin Collings

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.

O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.

by Leontes January 26, 2005

olly collins

Better than chuck norris

olly collins: im here
*chuck norris dies*

by zangomuncher November 28, 2010

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011

Big Colonel

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.

Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.

by BeanPlays January 31, 2017