beach herpes

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.

"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"

by Liz G December 16, 2005

Laguna Beach

A place where upper class white people surf and monitor property values

Hey Denny, I simply dig those gouch Laguna Beach waves.

by Sean Gates March 9, 2003

Cocoa Beach

Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.

"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."

by ilovecocoabeach November 27, 2011

sex on the beach

An alcoholic drink.

Sex on the beach is the best drink!

by Genny April 29, 2004

laguna beach

A crappy show on MTV. After everybody there went to college or got a life, MTV producers decided to make more shows about rich kids living in an exclusive coastal city. For example:

1. The Hills: a show about Lauren's life working for Teen Vogue Magazine and her drama with Heidi.

2. Maui Fever: a cheap show that took place in Hawaii about rich kids who talk about each other. Luckily, the show never made it to season 2.

#. Newport Harbor: A place north of Laguna Beach, the show is full of fake blondes and some guy named Clay. In the end, they all leave for college.

Lauren and Heidi were friends in Laguna Beach, But in The Hills, they hate each other because of Heidi's BF.

by Other Person October 29, 2007

Rockaway Beach

Rockaway Beach- a life filled party town. the summers=booze and weed and the winters dont change. if your a boy you lifeguard once your 16 and become a firefighter at 22. if your a girl maybe you life guard but if not your a nurse or a teacher. Rockaway kids start drinking at 10 and have all been fucked up til they cant walk by 14. everyone swims and everyone plays a sport. they have always had a rivalry with Brooklyn and usually drink their enemies under the table the first chance they get. all the white kids are irish and they hate the kids from Far rock. Every crew has a gay lil name and they keep it well into college. everyone goes to the same schools boys 2 xavier xaverian and girls to kearny and fontbonne. every other skool is expelled from the group especially the dirty whores from stella. BROAD CHANNEL is a dirty skanky place and they all suck dick no one dares to like them. all in all rockaway is the shit. If your not irish get the fuck out and if you can't drink your not accepted and it is the only place where we close down 4 our own holiday. rockaway beach, drink it up

Yo dude i was at the sickest house party in Rockaway Beach

by Dasrock February 7, 2009

beacher

a teacher you hate they a bitch and a teacher they don't give a heck what your is goikg on but when they do they really overreact and be extra and shi

manny:my teacher is a tweak

Mikey: it's a beacher y2k
manny: ohhh yea ofc

by 7uliette_ April 2, 2019