Ass Wednesday 

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

Ass Wednesday by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

Whiteout Wednesday 

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

Whiteout Wednesday by Racist AF July 25, 2021

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

ash wednesday by c8 March 1, 2004

Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

Ash Wednesday by ryan dowd January 10, 2008

Ass Wednesday 

When your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your asshole on her forehead and give her a shit stained cross.

She didn't go to mass on ash Wendsday to I gave her an Ass Wednesday as punishment

Ass Wednesday by Sick Rick January 14, 2004

Waffle Wednesday 

To smack your relatives ass cheeks leaving red marks from your hand like waffle marks.

Michael met his cousin today and then proceeded to Waffle Wednesday her.

Waffle Wednesday by Tacotuesday November 7, 2011

woofer-wednesday 

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

woofer-wednesday by afro8419 September 7, 2010