Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd January 10, 2008

Ass Wednesday

When your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your asshole on her forehead and give her a shit stained cross.

She didn't go to mass on ash Wendsday to I gave her an Ass Wednesday as punishment

by Sick Rick January 14, 2004

Waffle Wednesday

To smack your relatives ass cheeks leaving red marks from your hand like waffle marks.

Michael met his cousin today and then proceeded to Waffle Wednesday her.

by Tacotuesday November 7, 2011

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

homophobic wednesday

A celebration that takes place every Wednesday where we hate gay people.

Homophobic Wednesdays were made because my annoying gay friend, Pheobe.

by quirkywhiteboy March 11, 2022

Death on Wednesday

One of MTV's "punk" bands. Sadly, I cannot say I hate these guys, although they do suck.

Death on Wednesday are pop-punk, there's no excuse for liking them. *kills himself*

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

White girl Wednesday

White girl Wednesday is deemed necessary by certain White girls. To prepare, they get spray tans, drink too much, pad their bodies to fake curves, and valley girl complain about White boys that want everyone other than White 👧 s. Then they go shopping for the perfect look, take selfies, tell each other they look great and inside think I'm the finest it is so perfect to be the only perfect appearing one in this group of White girls. This def is fictional by the way. It went extinct in the 90s.

All eyes on us on White girl Wednesday's! White girl drunk tonight, Becky and Marsha Marsha Marsha! Don't be so divisive!

by Freeasabird January 4, 2020