by Gussekrab November 11, 2019

1. Next Wednesday is April Fool’s Day. What do you have to fool others?
2. Wednesday: I’m Wednesday.
Me: And I’m Saturday XD
2. Wednesday: I’m Wednesday.
Me: And I’m Saturday XD
by beluga the suzzi cat June 5, 2023

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.
by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022

by chigganutter June 30, 2021

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent
by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.
You, “hey did you see that perso-“
Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”
Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”
by Dango mango June 2, 2024
