cock weak

Feeling too weak, tired or just plain old lazy to accomplish a task. The opposite of cock strong.

Chuck went for a workout at the gym but claimed he was "cock weak" as soon as he started lifting.

by Mcjd December 1, 2007

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

by DanJn_n November 2, 2010

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

National Institute for the Weak

Founded by Jin H. Hwang in 1999. This school has a continuing commitment in cultivating its students into the image of the weakest nigga of all times, Jin H. Hwang.

Hows your farm going mcarnold? - Jin H. Hwang, President/CEO National Institute for the Weak

by Victim # 220 March 27, 2011

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010