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Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
by clutchie112 March 20, 2024
mugGet the Julian Virusmug.
A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday
What the fuck you’re disgusting
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
mugGet the Floridian Virus Dreamcatchermug.

Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.
Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018
mugGet the Cocksucka virusmug.

Virus

If you use redtube you will get a virus.
by KelShawn May 22, 2018
mugGet the Virusmug.

Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
by zorgid September 20, 2024
mugGet the Cripple virusmug.

Virus Album by haken

some of the best shit you'll listen to if you like rock or metal
"hey you should listen to the virus album by haken"

"ok"
by hotdogfucker1000000 November 15, 2023
mugGet the Virus Album by hakenmug.

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