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by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"
"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
by clutchie112 March 20, 2024

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
by zorgid September 20, 2024

by hotdogfucker1000000 November 15, 2023
