valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

Valarie

Brave. Strong heart. Heroine of the people; The female form of eternal innocence battling eternal evil. Female born from a seemingly 'other-worldliness' who takes to battle the evil ones who recognize and fear her powerful seeing of the good and the evil in others. One who refuses to be victimised and confronts injustice with her ability to translate crafty stradegy, as well as decietful language designed to benefit the profits of a single entity at the expense of the masses. She uses her gifts to protect others who are unknowingly, or deny being, the victims of lies and injustice.

Others less hardy will avoid her with the fear of being targeted by the corruption that she takes to battle, but when in dire need will seek her wisdom, and guidance as she lovingly gathers them under her protective wings. She carries great strength and inner beauty even as she mourns the human/earth condition. She who walks with steadfast surety.

Valarie will lead us to the truth.

by Nisse mjukr February 4, 2010

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valavan

(Noun)

Derived from the ancient Tamil Language, it means "King".
But commonly used in the streets for a person with vast amount of wealth or respect.

king, cool, amazing, ballin, cash

"Yo boy where did you get all them jewels from?"

"I just got paid, spendin' my dough."

"Damn, you lookin' like the man, big Valavan"

"Word."

by Remeiko January 6, 2009

Valuerific

Products or services of great monetary and material worth with high desirability offered at the highest discounted price

Dave bought his Ipad at a valuerific price of $150 online.

by thrivedan December 16, 2010

Valencat's Day

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.

While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.

by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015