Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

Tweetfaced

the state of being overwhelmed to the point of exhaustion as a result of the blatant overuse of the social networking tool called "twitter", which at it's more serious phases may cause the affected party to display symptoms resembling inebriation, obliviousness to surroundings, or unexplained mobile device apprehension.

"Come now, Sebastian; put away Cassie's iPhone. You're looking tweetfaced, my boy!"

by Sweet Cuppin' Cakes July 2, 2009

Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.

jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

tweeter stick

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008

tweet

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

teetotal

Someone who has once drunk alcohol to excess habitually, sooner or later, unless that person wants to be dependent on alcohol all thier life, will need to give it up completely. When they do, they usually need to abstain from alcohol for THE REST OF THIER LIFE. This person is called teetotal.

Doug is teetotal. He once drunk lots of booze just to forget who he was. Drinking lots of booze can be fantastically brilliant, but the downside is that you never get anything done.

by newbornbombing January 4, 2008