Definitions by fartsniffer

Figgle 

When you giggle and a fart comes out.

Minh le stop being so funny or I will start to figgle.

Figgle by Fartsniffer January 4, 2013

Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

Wiffle by FartSniffer August 26, 2005

tweet 

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

tweet by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

pigeon 

to shit and piss at the same sitting, or having to do this

oh fuck, i got to go pigeon!

pigeon by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

toss salad 

to lick out an asshole

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?

toss salad by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

pissbutt 

violent diarrhea

i was up all night with pissbutt

pissbutt by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

buttfuck

to ram in the ass with a penis or dildo
dickhead

i want to buttfuck your sister

buttfuck by fartsniffer May 25, 2002