hand shank

To have a Wank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets

by Mullinator March 28, 2015

Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.

Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"

by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009

pod shank

The process of sharing music between iPods by loading songs from one iPod onto a computer and then loading the songs onto another iPod.

Brooke is going to pod shank from her friend Cory so she can put music from his iPod onto hers.

by Chi-town CPAs September 27, 2006

Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 16, 2020

shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.

Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.

by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016

Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.

(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...

by phreshBoi117 March 23, 2010

Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017