St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

Amsterdam surprise

to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day

A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"

"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."

by a2va April 22, 2014

Post-flush surprise

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).

Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

Waterslide surprise

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.

I gave him the waterslide surprise

by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003

Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Thai surprise

When a "woman" unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a penis. It is called a Thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of Thai men posing as women.

I got back to my place with that Asian girl from the bar and she gave me the Thai surprise, I'm pretty sure her penis was just as big as mine.

by Thean1894 May 7, 2013

October surprise

An unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. The term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which Jimmy Carter planned, for October of that year, an operation to rescue American hostages held in Iran. Carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an "October surprise," would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. The attempt failed, however, and Carter lost the election. Some have suggested that the Reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.

Before Osama bin Laden released his newest tape, some people thought the Bush campaign would produce him as an October surprise.

by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004