a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!
Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!
by SSTrunks February 06, 2004
Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.
This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.
This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.
"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."
by Furious 8 July 23, 2007
The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE
So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed
by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006
by Bubbaice July 11, 2012
When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
by Argonak April 16, 2008
The art of the hopeful yet subtle handjob during the viewing of a film at a cinema.The male purchases a box of aptly sized popcorn. He then proceeds to make a hole in the bottom of the box in which he can insert his penis. During the movie he proceeds to offer some popcorn to a stranger (male or female) whereupon the stranger plunges his or her hand into the box recieving a dainty surprise.Hopefully you leave the cinema very satisfied.
by Hayward Jablome March 21, 2006
by rburger February 29, 2012