schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 30, 2004

schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

sameerian

1)A word used to describe young boys who reside in Westport, CT and recieve brownies for their birthday

2) A word used to describe a white man whose lips have nigger-like traits.

Willis: Yo, Tron check out the lips on that nigga!

Tron: What you talking about Willis? Thats a sameerian!

by Nee March 24, 2004

Shmeebs

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

by Annie August 26, 2004

Shameer

The most dedicated ISIS terrorist you'll ever meet. Shameer has a flair for explosives and ruining someone's day.

RUN! It's Shameer!

by Apollo_354 April 29, 2019

shameek

A person who likes farting furry porn and drugging women and raping them.

I was walking home and almost got taken by a shameek.

by Shameek March 17, 2017

schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006