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The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.
Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.
schmeeee by Zanzarella May 29, 2003
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schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high
Bro you're schmeeked
schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.
"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"
schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high
Bro you're so schmeeked
schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Schmeeze 

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze
1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze
Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.
After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.
Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

SCHMEEESCH! 

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
SCHMEEESCH! by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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