peter feldersnatch

a completely made up name, made up of a slang term for the cock ("peter"), an action word ("felt"), & an object ("her snatch"

a fake porno name

I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.

by Da Nastee One December 14, 2006

hey Peter, nice cock

Hey Peter, nice cock.

Joe: Hey Peter, Nice cock.

by Digital Guy June 7, 2020

lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

sly peter

1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources

2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria

1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria

2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know.

by spanky1279 April 23, 2011

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

peter puffer

One who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. See also ass clown.

Those democrats sure are some peter puffers.

by TT October 14, 2003