Panache

A mustache grow for the sole purpose of tickling penises.

Wow Paul, that is a mighty fine panache you've grown

by Muskrat83 July 11, 2018

pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Paracunt

When a janky bitch is being a cunt and it is paramount that she shut up, before her man throw both they asses out the plane just so he can, dive down, grab her ankles, using his arms to snap her knees open, thus making him able to use the amount of cunt she is being and multiply the Ho into a parachute, using her massive wind snatch to ride them safely to the ground. (Paracunt)

Yo listen what I did with that THOT. We was on the plane, right? Bitch wouldn't shut up... Man I threw both our asses out the plane and rode that fucking Paracunt to the ground.

by Luci trix February 8, 2019

Pastachoni

Pasta, but really really small. Incredibly small.

I’d love some carbs, but not too many, so I’ll opt for the pastachoni.

by Fupadirect June 2, 2021

parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

Dargon Palace

If you happen to live within 150 miles of Harrisonburg, Virginia and you want your asshole to experience a thrashing sure to burn harder than the lava at Pompeii, you had best head to Dargon Palace. The Palace is a restaurant that serves Chinese food, as well as American ice cream and probably cat if you really want to know. Many people don't know that Dargon Palace exists, but if you live in Virginia and ever been outside and thought "Fuck, it really smells like ass today" chances are high that you just caught a whiff of the cooking that goes on in Dargon Palace.

Note: We are not trying to be racist about the cat thing, we just genuinely believe that you can eat that cat there. We aren't even trying to make a judgement. Cat actually probably tastes alright.

Bill: Yo, I'm hungry fool. Let's eat
Joe: OK. You want a side of bloody diahrrea with your food?
Bill: Yeah, man!
Joe: Then we should be hitting up Dargon Palace!

Another example:

Will: Dude, I thought you had a cat.
Bob: I did, but then the employees at Dargon Palace broke in and stole it.
Will: Shit, man. I ate there last night.

by The Eater of All the Dung January 4, 2018

CHICKEN PALACE

A 2 MILLION BIRD HEN HOUSE THAT, ON A HOT SUMMER DAY WILL STINK UP STEVE'S HOUSE. It's Huge...."that's what she said".

I am trying to bang the wife but the stench of that Goddamn Chicken Palace is making her lose focus. She knows there are more cocks available in the backyard.

by bosco2323 March 1, 2019