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I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
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The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire
by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017
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The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.
Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008
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Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.
Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.
by Nombreno December 28, 2011
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Not-Boyfriend

A guy you deeply care about and act like you're dating and everyone THINKS your dating but due to personal or outward forces/choices, you currently can't be boyfriend/girlfriend, but you like to act like you are half the time snuggle-wise.
Justin is completely in love with Tara, but he's jailbait, so he's just her not-boyfriend for now.
by TatiBG October 18, 2012
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It's Not Me, It's You

The true meaning behind the popular term, it's not you, it's me.
I told her, it's not me, it's you, because that was the truth.
by Nathan Prenovost June 11, 2006
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hot or not

website for people to either (1) post their picture to be judged on a scale of 1-10 based on personal attraction
(2) waste time while they should be studying for exams, giving all the hot people 1's and all the ugly people 10's, to even out self esteem in the world. excellent time waster.
i failed my exam because the night before i spent 2 hours on hotornot.com giving stuck up sloots 1's. damn it!
by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003
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