fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

mitten queen

see: Joe Don

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003

Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

mitten

little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.

leave the mittens alone you fiend!

by baluba December 27, 2005