Motherfucker Jones 

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

Motherfucker Jones by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015

Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.

Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?

Bob Jones University by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004

Bobby Jones 

a casual blowing of the male reproductive organs. Normally performed by a whore who hasnt known her "partner" for longer than 30 seconds.

"Ashley tottaly just Bobby Jones'd me.. SOO GOOD"

Bobby Jones by Jaquese May 16, 2006

John Paul Jones 

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

John Paul Jones by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

lovely one jones 

An amazing Christian woman who has appeared on Yahoo news stories, Twitter and You Tube to promote Christ.

Lovely One Jones is the best religious blogger on Yahoo, although some people say that she is a troll.

lovely one jones by Coolest of the Cools November 6, 2013

mike jones 

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then

mike jones by [e-mail] July 29, 2008

basketball jones 

Someone who is obsessed with the game of basketball. They take everyday situations and try to apply them to the game.

Damn, that bitch gotta basketball jones!

basketball jones by kimberly08 July 21, 2008