Some made up character in a book that was written by ordinary people thousands of years ago...and then re written for some reason some time later. His existence has never bee proven. See also joke, imaginary, athiesm.
guy : i think i saw bigfoot in my backyard
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
by vinnie baby January 27, 2008
Get the jesusmug. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesusmug. A man that is the protagonist of the book called the new testament. A man who is worshipped by more over1 billion people. A guy who was nailed on a cross, or from a muslim perspective he was not.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
I say Jesus is non-existent.
by Mehmet Baba May 1, 2007
Get the jesusmug. A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
by beautyfacerealness May 14, 2016
Get the for Jesusmug. by Yosuf Seidlllll March 20, 2021
Get the jesusmug. 1) (said in a black woman voice) "praise ya jesus!"
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!
by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
Get the jesusmug. a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesusmug.