3 definitions by mrfunny1234
God Almighty, the Holy One of Israel, the Ultimate Judge, the One Who died for you sins so you could go to Heaven.
1 Thessalonians 4:14
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
by mrfunny1234 May 14, 2020
It's raining outside, the TV is down... I'M SO BORED! What can I do?" ***opens Firefox*** ***grumbles at the latest news*** ***opens DuckDuckGo*** "I know what I'll do. I'll type every single letter on the key(I'm so)board, in a nice, orderly fashion!" ***types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
by mrfunny1234 June 13, 2019
A website where people post naked videos of themselves. The Lord God hates what these people are doing and they need to come to Christ!!
John 3:16
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
John 3:16
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
Redgifs is a wicked website. Stay clear at all costs! Come to Christ and He will free you from your porn addiction!
by mrfunny1234 May 22, 2020