Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.

Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".

by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003

fecalpheliac

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal

Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac

by jdt November 13, 2003

fecal fairy

A descriptive noun , used to describe a person of homosexual nature, who enjoys the fecal matter found in his or her lovers anal regions.

Dave , the fecal fairy, can never get enough of the fecal matter that he loves so dearly.

by B. Golden October 23, 2004

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003