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Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.
That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.
by Beatlebug April 24, 2022
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doit

Its a musical term for playing a note, possibly with an initial downward slide for a semitone or so before glissando-ing up indefinitely.

The initial Doi is equivalent to how you' say Doi as in "you're retarded" and then add a highly pitched "it".

Saying "do" low then "it" in a high pitched voice is close but not correct. it has to go from the pitched note down a bit first, then glissando-ing up to infinity.
You dont use it in a sentence. You play it. Other than. Play that note a fkn doit
by MrSunTan99 May 30, 2022
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Dogits

Damn Gina! These dogits fo reel.
by FatChickWhisperer July 9, 2022
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dogitude

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
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Doritos

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.
by Sus imposts December 25, 2022
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 25, 2023
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dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.
"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."
by Scottynaughtybody June 4, 2023
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