Definitions by Scottynaughtybody

hobogurt

Hobogurt: the thick smegma that accumulates on the undercarriage of the homeless.

That dude prolly got a full pint O' hobogurt, he so nasty.

hobogurt by Scottynaughtybody May 9, 2026

hobogurt

The thick ass smegma that accumulates on the undercarriage of bums.

Yo! That Crack ho so whack and hungry, she be eatin' hobogurt.

hobogurt by Scottynaughtybody May 9, 2026

dorito flaps 

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."

dorito flaps by Scottynaughtybody June 4, 2023

foolatio 

Foolatio. When the John is super drunk or high, so the ho just puts on a latex glove, spits all over it, and jacks him with her head close by.

Man, Shirley a smart ho! She be all foolatio on a high mofo.

foolatio by Scottynaughtybody April 25, 2021