Crotch Holster 

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

Crotch Holster by Strat Daddy July 8, 2009

Crotch Crescent 

The piece of fabric that gets stuck in the lips of the vagina when a woman has camel toe.

-OMG! Did you see that camel toe?
-Yeah she's baking herself a crotch crescent!

Crotch Crescent by ambiguouslygayduo October 25, 2009

crotch-corn 

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

crotch-corn by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009

Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina

"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"

Crotch Fondling by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009

Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

crotch hug 

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

crotch hug by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

Crotch Yourself 

To get hit in the crotch, to fall on your crotch, to generally cause pains in the crotch area by a clumsy maneuver. Can be used to refer to both sexes.

You are going to crotch yourself by doing that

Crotch Yourself by Urban Wordie May 31, 2010