Masturbation, specifically for men.
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
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"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
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That ho on the corner went and got her self a new crackling.
That ho on the corner went and got her self a new crackling.
by CptKhronick July 20, 2025
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"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."
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