coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.

Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Corona 20

The amount of pounds you gain while in quarantine.

I'm working off my Corona 20 now we can come back to the gym!

by Sonic Laconic April 24, 2020

Corona break

the extended spring break that no one asked for because we’re all stuck in our fucking houses social distancing

Omg Karen, can’t wait for corona break! - said no one ever

by it’s you and me May 5, 2020

Corona Corridor

A vagina that has been massively overused during the times of COVID-19 lockdown measures.

Chad: "Yo bro! How you doing through lockdown?"

Kyle: "I'm great but Stacy's got a corona corridor now"

by PinglishPanda May 12, 2020

Corona boom

The increase in population as A result of quarantine during the coronavirus; from people being inside with others, & bored

#Corona Boom "Just think in 50 years youngsters will be calling the babies of 2021 "Coronaboomers!" LoL"
: John Adkison (@adkisojk) in response to

"#CoronaBoom or #MediaDiseasePanicBoom"
: Conscience Constellator @ConsncConstlatr

corona boom tweet;
copy, & paste into search bar, & remove the "—"
https—://twitter.com/adkisojk/status/1238449492870848512

by Conscience Constellator May 23, 2020

Corona Joe

Effective only after April 15, 2020, to be that Dude who is overly proud of COVID-19-denialism.

Fuuuhh, look at the Dude strapped with two AR's, Corona Joe must be damn proud of those Second Amendment rights.

by Seanchaí May 24, 2020

corona hole

The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.

Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?

Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.

by Prizza and Beer May 27, 2020