cheaploader

a person who pays a small amount for something but reaps the benefits of those who pay more for the same thing.

Virgin Mobile USA users pay 25 bucks a month for the same network as Sprint Users who pay 80 bucks! Stinkin cheaploaders.

by leeseibert June 7, 2011

Cheapios

generic, or store-brand Cheerios

Dude, I got the munchies, you got anything to eat around here?
How about a big bowl of Cheapios?

by Drgizmo September 11, 2011

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

Cheapizza

Cheap pizza, from supermarket frozen or convenience store. Usually priced at $1 a slice or in frozen bundles of 2 or more. Usually topped with dog food named sausage and pepperoni.

Nothing is better when you're high than some cheapizza!

by TheDoc228 July 12, 2012

Chapschlick

Product used to reduce chafing(chapping) and swelling caused by too much or too intense schlicking(female fapping).

(1)I rubbed myself raw; I need some chapschlick.(2)I need to buy some chapschlick; I'm spending the weekend with myself.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

Chapsnick

An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.

Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.

by DaveSinners December 8, 2012

cheapy slinky

That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."

I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!

by soulprintable October 17, 2014