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Dirty Ceiling

When you slap a girl on the forehead after fucking her in the ass.
Sully: Dood, did you stuff that butt?
Dicky: You know it, and I followed it up with a dirty ceiling.
Sully: Noice dood!
by Jandy Calnnon May 26, 2008
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coiling

The act of giving oneself a blowjob. The appearance is of one coiled up like a snake or ball while performing said act.
verb: There goes Timmy in the corner coiling again.

adjective: Hey look there goes coil-boy
by ]{riPti]{ November 5, 2010
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Sex on the ceiling

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong
After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .
by DMR0369 January 20, 2011
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painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009
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I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.
(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007
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ceiling eyes

by LATANA January 21, 2013
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calling card

A way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one's body.
Whew, Anthony! What died in here?

It smells like Mancini left us his Calling Card
by Mizzle Slizzle November 23, 2004
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