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birkenjock 

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.
"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"
birkenjock by Keith April 7, 2005
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da broken window

when you bang a chick in a van (preferably a piece of shit van) then throw her through a van window (a rolled up window so that she smashes through the glass and onto the street). thus, "da broken window"
johnny bigdick broke up with anna by giving her "da broken window".
da broken window by uberdada July 7, 2008

Broken Saltine 

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...

Broken Chair Syndrome 

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.
Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."
Broken Chair Syndrome by Supermann69 September 23, 2011

Broken Silence 

Broken silence is the silence that drowns a situation after hearing or witnessing something heartbreaking.
After hearing the news about the tragic accident that caused Teds death, his mom was surrounded by the broken silence that filled the air.
Broken Silence by Cavity88 March 14, 2016
Synonym for hungover (adjective.)

The near death feeling you get the morning after you drink too much.

1. Non-functioning.
2. Physically and mentally wrecked.
"Things got real blurry real fast, next thing I woke up feeling super broken."

"Dude, way too many mimosas last night.. i'm so broken af"
Broken by RyFy March 26, 2017

Broken Memory 

A memory that is partly their you can kind of see but it almost like an outline of a memory
I see an image of my life but it's not really quite there like a broken memory
Broken Memory by Jujuonthatbeat116 September 9, 2019