Sweaty Bastard 

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.

"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
watch?v=J4jv3ePEb6M
watch?v=be8t--LYBsQ
watch?v=fLAwYTzp94I

Sweaty Bastard by PWride January 7, 2012

dumb bastard 

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.

Ira is a dumb bastard.

dumb bastard by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008

horrible bastard 

an obnoxious, power crazy, odd shaped, vindictive & loves a bit of drama person who can only be described as a horrible bastard. this person is a manager it is an outrage.

what goes around comes around u horrible bastard, u will get ur day & its been a long time coming!

horrible bastard by odd shaped hater February 14, 2008

boner biting bastard 

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

boner biting bastard by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

orange bastard

fan of glasgow rangers fc ........the huns

ya dirty orange bastard ye, yer an animal

orange bastard by henrik November 2, 2003

rat bastard 

A despicable person.
Someone easy to hate, usually for a good reason.
It is normally related to either extreme personality flaws or actions commited counter to human decency.

"What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?"
- Raoul Duke (HST)

rat bastard by Vladicus March 14, 2005

Smug Bastard 

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

Smug Bastard by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017