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This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
by PWride January 07, 2012
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Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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