A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020

A nice, funny, sarcastic, charming man who cares for the one he loves most. You might never hear “I love you” come out of his mouth but you see that he does when you look him in the eyes. His smile is amazing and can make your heart melt. He is above average down low but not to big, he is the man you want. His heart is big but can be over shadowed by his pride and stubbornness. Alan has many flaws but alphas many more perfections. The Alan I know had child hood trauma so this might not apply to all “Alan’s” but I’m just speaking from experience. He is very smart and sometimes will amaze you with how smart he really is, but at times he can be an idiot. Like I said you might never hear “I love you” but if you do that means your very special to him and if you leave you’ll break him.
“Alan is nice at times but can also be extremely prideful” Girl 1
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
by the only Nameolygest October 18, 2020

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
