homo cat
homo cat by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012
Dead-Cat-Bitch
NOUN:
1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Dead-Cat-Bitch by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012
promise cat
Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
promise cat by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
crazy cat person (ccp)
- A person whom cares more about their cats than themselves, others and or the Game Of Thrones series.
- A Person whom lives mostly alone, sewing cat outfits and may eat catfood themselves to get to know the cat-habitant even better.
- A Person whom lives mostly alone, sewing cat outfits and may eat catfood themselves to get to know the cat-habitant even better.
Crazy Cat Person (ccp)
Hehe: Yo mama is a ccp! = your mother is crazy cat person.
#Sex Jokes: Dat booty... to bad she smells like a ccp! = Dat hoe smells like a cat's litter box / cat toilet.
Offencive?: Crazy cat woman? Thats offencive, rather say "crazy cat person!" = Dont call a person crazy cat male/female, say Person so in chase she is a Extreme feminist.
Hehe: Yo mama is a ccp! = your mother is crazy cat person.
#Sex Jokes: Dat booty... to bad she smells like a ccp! = Dat hoe smells like a cat's litter box / cat toilet.
Offencive?: Crazy cat woman? Thats offencive, rather say "crazy cat person!" = Dont call a person crazy cat male/female, say Person so in chase she is a Extreme feminist.
crazy cat person (ccp) by The Poop Lord March 16, 2015
Multiple Cat Syndrome
A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.
Multiple Cat Syndrome by Strattonuts July 25, 2016