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Brain Fart 

An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
Brain Fart by Kuatolives February 26, 2007
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fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
fiddley-fart by woody August 11, 2003

Food Fart 

1.) Feeney: "Ugh. i think i just food-farted."

Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."

2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."
Food Fart by DJZombie March 24, 2011

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yo:
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells

Hand Fart 

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.
"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
Hand Fart by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

charney fart 

really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!
OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!
charney fart by Kit Kat Katie A September 24, 2007