Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Farmer John

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

by Aptaphobic April 29, 2014

Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

by @DoctorMalibu May 31, 2015

Doing a john

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*

by lewis B October 23, 2007

han duv john

its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john

She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.

by willbryant February 20, 2011

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008