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Hairy Lightning Strike 

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
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Call in an air strike 

The war cry shouted when someone is shitting their pants uncontrollably whilst inebriated
Mawson: "Oh god, I'm crapping my pants! Call in an airstrike!"
Call in an air strike by gaselite August 14, 2003

counter strike 

"Hey Pete let's play CS today after school. I know a really cool level that has a real aeroplane in it!"
counter strike by - February 10, 2003

crooked strike 

when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.
teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.

Counter Strike: Source

Slang for sex.
"hey bro wanna counter strike: source (slang for sex)"

"fuck yeah you know it"

Lucky Strike 

While screwing a waoman you pull out, cum on her face and them smack her where the cum lands.
Lucky Strike by JDCKAA May 12, 2009

STFU Sword Strike 

My particular model of the STFU Shield. Incorporates the power of the Sword Strike Gundam with an STFU Shield.
The STFU Sword Strike is better than an STFU shield because (unlike the shield) it can defend and attack.
STFU Sword Strike by RHS Student September 24, 2004