airstrike

When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.
"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."
by realdarkfish May 09, 2008
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airstrike

multiple jagerbombs (no fewer than 3) chugged in quick succession.
Joe's calling in one hell of an airstrike. He's got 5 bombs ready to go.
by soccerboi43 December 10, 2009
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Airstrike

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
by Chaos2 August 04, 2008
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Airstrike

Is a late night, fast, hard, sexaul encounter in which the airstiker hits the target & then swoops up out of there. No expectations of an overnight stay or any real type of romance. The airstriker has a clear objective of destroying the target in an urgent & purposeful manner. A perfectly executed Airstrike should astonish the airstrikee and alow the pilot a clean, drama free, escape.
Dude, she keeps blowing up my phone looking for a booty call, but I do not have time for the drama that crazy girl brings to the table. I think I'll go over extra late and give her an Airstrike, that is really all she wants, me too. I'm going to swoop in. drop my payload, and pull up out of there.
by SCQTT February 04, 2013
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Airstrike

Nearing death in Call of Duty 4 if you are the enemy. If you are playing search and destroy and you call the airstrike, you are gonna pwn and cause major depression for the enemy.
OH SHIT, billy called in an airstrike!!!, WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!
by MacDaddyPixley March 06, 2008
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Airstrike

A sexual move involving butcher/bike hooks holding a guy up while he jizzes on his partners face. (Can be held up by friend/other partner)
Yo, did you see Balance Airstrike Jim E Bizzle?
Yeah...I was holding him up!
by FiiZzioN November 21, 2010
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zimbabwean airstrike

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"
by Carp32 March 30, 2018
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