Homebase Steamer

To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.

I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!

by howtokrew January 6, 2015

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.

i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.

by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017

smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

Hungarian steam room

The act of sitting in the front seat of a car, while two or more people are having sex with the windows up.

After a hard day at work, Tom could not wait for the Hungarian steam room to make him feel relaxed.

by DiRTyDRuMMiST January 19, 2019

Pasty Steam

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."

Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?

by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019