Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!
Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023
Get the Squirt offmug. To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs
JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again
by maso+cookie March 13, 2009
Get the scrub offmug. by 24/7 July 28, 2018
Get the Off the recordmug. When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway
Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010
Get the In off the pinkmug. Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
Get the off the brorometermug. by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011
Get the off the jankmug. by Nathaz Livamin November 2, 2018
Get the Bar Offmug.