Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

by maso+cookie March 13, 2009

Off the record

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported

“Let’s keep this off the record”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

In off the pink

When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway

Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

off the jank

Also known as OTJ. When something is so incredibly awesome, it earns the title of "off the jank"

Man, your new woofers in the back of your ride are off the jank, bruskie!

by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011

Bar Off

When one engages in lyrical activities and comes about the spitting of straight fire.

I was in a rap battle with a dickhead yute and he was shook when he saw I could bar off.

by Nathaz Livamin November 2, 2018